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One Eye’d Pirate

Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand
While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate
One Eye’d Pirate by Medix457 April 7, 2022

One eye closed pic 

If somebody sends you a A picture with one close eye It means they trust you with their life
For example “ Just got a one eye closed pic from Emma I now know she trusts me”

One Eye Witness 

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.
Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“
One Eye Witness by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

sleeping with one eye open 

'Sleep with one eye open' is usually used as a metaphor in a sentence. It basically means being very cautious, careful or attentive.
The peddler was sleeping with one eye open. He was shocked, as he heard footsteps approaching him. He looked quite frightened.

Six Ounce One Eye 

Akin to the Six Ounce Rib Eye, the Six Ounce One Eye is just a meaty reference to a stiff and rigid Cock.
Gary: Hey Dan. How was your date last night with Kendra from Accounting?
Dan: It was great brooooohhh! Took to dinner for Sushi then back to my place where I fed her a Six Ounce One Eye.
Gary: Choke on Braaaaaahhhhh! Choke on!

stiff one-eye 

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby
"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"