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Musky Moose Knuckle 

When a male wears too tight pants or skinny jeans way too long and develops under cheese
Dude, you're wearing that skinny jeans way too long, you're developing musky moose knuckle
Musky Moose Knuckle by coach.eddie September 16, 2017

Musky Baileys 

A cocktail, made by dipping the end of one's penis into a glass of Baileys. First invented in March 2016, it is now a staple of the underground cocktail circuit. Drinking a musky baileys is, in some circles, a rite of passage into manhood. An oath sworn on a musky baileys can never be broken.
It's your birthday? Let me get a round of musky baileys in!
Musky Baileys by Ligretto February 14, 2022

Musky Dragon 

A gay staff Sargeant who can't play Cerberus for shit.
My buddy Adam is such a Musky Dragon
Musky Dragon by GetNPuss August 22, 2019

Musky onions 

Boobs; a term for the secretion of musky fluid from the nipples once sucked
Yo, I sucked on this girls tits, and them shits tasted like musky onions.
Musky onions by Blackojacko March 1, 2021

Musky Mole Rat 

The act of covering a naked mole rat in spunk or feces, per preference of the partner, followed by insertion of the mole rat's own feces into a man's anus. The mole rat, then consumed by the desire to eat its own feces, chases the turd into the anus through a glass tube inserted into the man's butthole. While this is happening, said partner screams "YOU MUST CONTAIN THE BEAST" as the other man shrieks with terror and pleasure as the naked mole rat is inside of his anal cavity.
Guy 1: My sister bought a naked mole rat recently. Wanna go try out the Musky Mole Rat?

Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!

Musky Taint 

when a small mammal, usually a badger or feral chipmunk, rips at the exposed anus of a shitting camper. the resulting shit-plosion will be a culmination of blood, tears, and mama's pudding
Oh shit bro, i just went to take a shit by the oak tree and this nasty badger gave me a terrible musky taint!!
Musky Taint by Omfg Dragonite January 10, 2009