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Jaded Mercenary 

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary

mercenary 

An awesome band from Denmark. They sound like early Fear Factory on some albums.
Mercenary is awesome
mercenary by XinChanPiss May 31, 2007

Mercenary 

n. Mer'-suh-nerry, a contemporary American that lives out of total self-interest regardless of his/her impact on others. Totally driven to self-aggrandizement, but shallow, stupid, semi-literate and generally not interested in anything outside of shopping or self-promotion. Will eventually self-destruct by disappearing up own asshole.
Often found reading Us ("Pus") Magazine to find out what other degenerate fools do with their empty, pathetic lives.
Lacks sense of morality and decency. Essentially for sale to the highest bidder, regardless of consequences or prior purchased allegiances.
Will annihilate those perceived to threaten a mercenary's existence. Subtle undercurrent of destructive behaviour.
syn. Whore, Prostitute, Waste of space, suburban dweller, Californian
ant. person of integrity, person with a soul, decent human being
That Paris is such a mercenary. She doesn't know or care about anything except herself.
I was feeling like a mercenary so I hung around Worth Avenue all day carrying a snobby shopping bag.
Those Hessian Mercenaries got their butts kicked and then they went shopping to assuage their feelings of low self-worth.
Mercenary by AdamanEve April 9, 2006

mercenary 

Otherwise known as a soldier for hire, will now be known as james "snake" gibbs
Hey Billy, i got merc. Snake to take out Jimmy the other day- Hunter

Awsome, he's got his shit down don't he, pretty good mercenary- billy
mercenary by Huntina October 7, 2008

Mercenary Neko 

A gorgeous lady, usually the object of affection for a Dark Knight and people who love riddles.
"Nygma, I'm leaving you for DK," said Mercenary Neko.
Mercenary Neko by DK January 11, 2004

mercenary photographer 

noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.
As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.
mercenary photographer by navimation November 13, 2006