Maynard

Mustard + Mayo = Maynard!

"Put Some Maynard Between The Buns Of Your Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 21, 2023

Maynard

A description for a Femboy lover who LOOOOVES femboys, he likes all the furries

Yo Maynard is fucking down bad, like, Rock bottom.

by flasko August 17, 2024

Maynard

A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one

Did you see Maynard?

by flasko August 17, 2024

Maynard

A man who loves furry femboys

Ik ben een maynard.

by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024

Maynard

A guy who's a good boy for his mommy. Loves when his mommy praises him and makes flirtatious remarks about what she's going to do to him. He is also submissive and loves the thought of being woman-handled.

"I love you mommy"
"Oh you're such a maynard"

by jackyi March 30, 2026

Maynard

A slur often used to call someone whom is a notorious liar about serious subjects. Or someone who’s known for being nice, and does a out of character thing. (Usually used when someone does something outlandish)

“Hey did you hear the lie that she said earlier?”
“Yeah she’s acting like a real Maynard”

“Did you hear what he said to her?!”
“Yeah..what a Maynard”

by RandomThings420 January 23, 2026

Maynard, Yeah!

An expression one would use when exited or after compulsively shitting thou pants.

Or used by an individual who has a rail to use.

Won won: I just killed your dog.
Roonie: Maynard, Yeah! I never liked hemart anyways!!!

by Jimothy Adams November 12, 2020