Magnolia Science Academy  

A crackhouse turned in to a school. Created in 2002, this "school" is located in Reseda, California. It is within 50 feet of a bar, 100 feet of the San Fernando Valleys version of skid row, and 200 feet from that crazy hobo that always talks to herself. It's run by a fat, ugly, always pregnant, Ms. "Kelly". Almost all the teachers are from Turkey, meaning they speak almost no english. The lunch area is a fenced of area of the parking lot. The security guard is 70 something years old. It is one crappy place to go to school. But it beats Muhualand by a long shot.

Magnolia Science Academy is where all the dumbest, smart people go.

Magnolia Science Academy by guy0110 June 1, 2007

Magnolia Elementary School

Everyone thinks they’re the shit until they realize they’re still in 5th grade. 6th date each other almost every week and get broken up every week. Each day there is even more drama than the last and everyone is always super dramatic.

Have you heard of Magnolia Elementary School?
Of course I have with all of it’s drama

Magnolia Elementary School by Ps2Abbachio November 20, 2019

Magnolia Wedding 

Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.

Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.

Magnolia Wedding by Jorge Dos Santos March 5, 2011

Magnolia highschool 

Jail just straight up jail

“Oh yeah I go to Magnolia highschool”……. “Where?”

Magnolia highschool by Lillieslow April 11, 2021

Magnolia Bomb 

What it looks like when you walk into a brand new unfurnished house, that is painted completely offwhite on the inside.

Buddy: "Come check out my new house, i still have to furnish it, what do you think?"

Laura: "Wow, looks like a magnolia bomb went off in here!"

Magnolia Bomb by GoBears! March 27, 2010

magnolia street 

gangsta shot on the lower end up in south town ..where niggas be hiy up n shit

i be killin niggas up on magnolia stret

magnolia street by cW August 24, 2003

Magnolia The Masturbinator 

The most awesome power known to man--the power of MASTURBATION!!!

Dude, did you pull one off last night?

Yeah man, I went all 'Magnolia the Masturbinator' on mah dick last night, forreal.

Magnolia The Masturbinator by Liz Fucking Donnelly September 26, 2009