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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Good Looking Out 

The act of watching out for someone in their best interest.
Dude 1: Hey man, I saw you weren't in class today. I took notes for you.
Dude 2: Thanks man. Good looking out!

why are you looking this up 

I don't understand why you looked up the definition of "why are you looking this up" but whatever, you probably have no life, like me.
why are you looking this up

why?

why am i looking this up 

Hey Marry, why am i looking this up. Or ,dogs eating cats wearing hats,

looking fly 

You are looking fly today son...
looking fly by parleton April 16, 2011

haven't been but looking to be

a highly useful expression. it's generally used for people who always talk about sex, drinking, etc. but never do it.
Kerri is a tease who flirts with many guys but never puts out. she hasn't been but she's looking to be.

I wanna go drinking but I'm so worried bout doing something stupid while I'm wasted. Haven't been but looking to be