Fruit of the loom 

An object, person or process that is standard/basic as fuck. Paying tribute to the basic fashion that is Fruit of the Loom.

Person 1: "Did you see Tara's dress?"
Person 2: "Urgh. yeah it was totally Fruit of the Loom"

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Person 1: "Barry got a new phone! Has he let you have a look yet?"
Person 2: "What that fucking Fruit of the Loom Nokia, na, I'm alright thanks..."

Fruit of the loom by the-lintys March 11, 2019

sky loom 

A bag of dick tips

Hey you are a sky loom

sky loom by Pbnj15 January 17, 2017

Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.

Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.

Weaving the bear loom by _PoohBear January 14, 2010

Fruit Of The Loom 

"Fruit of the Loom". Is an old company, that borrowed part of the phrase from the biblical term of "fruit of the womb", which refers to a child or children.

The word play change to "Loom" was to reflect the woven textile product that underwear is made from.

I could speculate that the founder was symbolically implying that their underwear held the genitalia necessary for children to exist. This is just my take on it, since it seems meaningless and strange otherwise.

I only purchase and wear "Fruit Of The Loom" brand underwear.

Fruit Of The Loom by Here's The Answer October 12, 2011

rainbow loom 

A bracelet making kit. Easy for kids, painful for adults

Jill: do u have rainbow loom?
Julie: yea, I love it

rainbow loom by Happy love hit March 8, 2014

Fruit of the loom 

The act of going down on a girl with a jolly rancher in your mouth, then inconspicuously spitting the candy into the vagina to be lost forever.

Girl: My basement smells like watermelon!
Other Girl: It must be the Fruit of the loom!

Fruit of the loom by SnortyG November 3, 2009

Fruit of the Loom 

Just so the other guy who wrote something knows, Fruit of the Loom makes boxers, too. I live in Kentucky near a huge Fruit of the Loom factory and the only people who wear Fruit of the Loom are pimps with black FTL (Fruit of the Loom) boxers.

Fruit of the Loom is pretty much awesome.

Fruit of the Loom by George Woodard August 17, 2006