Legitimate Political Discourse

A brawl, “donnybrook,” fracas, or melee illegally initiated by benighted fools with less real teeth than fingers who are manipulated by an insecure man with an IQ of 60 and a micro-penis.

Don Jr: “Do you want to go to the One America News Network and hang out?”
Eric: “Are you sure? It sounds like Legitimate Political Discourse just waiting to happen.”

Legitimate Political Discourse by Big Viking in the 805 February 10, 2022

Facebook Legit 

Means that nothing is for real or legitimate unless it is clearly stated on Facebook.

Rachel: So are they dating or what?
Mark: I don't know, it's not Facebook legit.

Facebook Legit by blueguitar June 22, 2009

totes legit

meaning its cool or just totally legit

(cool form)

P1: Hey, look I got an IPad 2

P2: Bro, that is so totes legit!

(legit form)
P1: Hey, did you know that I have a touchscreen TV

P2: Niceee! Now thats totes legit..

totes legit by J~Swagg(: January 8, 2012

legitness 

When something is so legit (real, authentic) that the only word that could possibly describe it is "legitness".

"yo dats only $20 a gram"

"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"

legitness by Homeless Chicken August 27, 2017

Too Legit to Sit

A play off the popular number Too Legit to Quit by the preeminent MC Hammer, this phrase is used with pride by classy ladies (and some men) to describe their aversion to public toilets.

Best accompanied by a little shuffle dance

Haris Pilton, upon seeing a disgusting and desecrated stall: "OMG! I'm Too Legit to Sit, use the damn paper you rat whores!"

Too Legit to Sit by Leonard Klaus July 30, 2009

B legit 

1 blunt made by connecting two blunts at the ends. So it's like smoking two blunts one after another.

buy two blunt wraps so I can roll a b legit.

B legit by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006

Legitimate Solo 

A solo, usually on guitar, that is so melodic and awesome that you must yell "Legitimate solo!" whenever it occurs in a song.

Tom: Dude, listen to this solo from Master of Puppets

Dave: LEGITIMATE SOLO!!!

Legitimate Solo by ThePluft March 22, 2010