An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

The Biggest Douche In The universe by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024

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Sexiest Man in the Universe

His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.

Oh look he’s the sexiest man in the universe it must be Spider Giraffe.

Sexiest Man in the Universe by Cow_fr July 6, 2025

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cutest person ever in the whole universe

twitter user @kswsol , who can also be known as kaylee. this is a fact as it is on a dictionary sight.

‘whos the cutest person ever in the whole universe?’ oh its kaylee, its a well known fact, everybody knows that’

cutest person ever in the whole universe by goobeous August 31, 2020

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Everybody In The Film Universe Sucks In No Tacks Outside

Everybody In The Film Universe Sucks In No Tacks Outside by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025

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