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Implosive Diarrhea 

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!

Implosive Diarrhea 

Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.
He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.
Implosive Diarrhea by Vonvanvon January 31, 2023

implosive 

Describes someone who reacts to criticism by becoming quiet and withdrawn. As opposed to explosive, which means that they "explode" into anger.

Usually introverts are implosive and extroverts are explosive, but neither of those are a rule.
Bob: You made a mistake over here.
Bill: (Silence)
Bob: Feeling implosive today, are we?
implosive by Al Benedict June 15, 2011

impulse buyer 

someone who cannot resist the temptation of buying things when seen, things like coffee mugs telescopes grenade launchers jewelery porn and other adult toys
look at all this shit(a talking to b after a(s) mothers death while cleaning out her house)fuck.. she must have been one of those impulse buyers

Stupidity Impulse 

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens
Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!