Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono 

The smoking of an assload of pot at once. 4 blunts, 3 joints, 4 bowls, a whole pan of "adult brownies", a whole loaf of bread (toast) with cannibutter, and 15 bong rips to be exact. And its funny because Sonny Bono died skiing into a tree.

Damn, Ricky! We're HITTIN THE TREES LIKE SONNY BONO!

Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono by Freshketh September 1, 2009

hittin' porcelain 

A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.

B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.

What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.

Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.

hittin' porcelain by BoLiverwurst March 26, 2008

hittin blocks

riding around town

Man, we jus been hittin blocks.

hittin blocks by JodieF August 5, 2008

Hittin that ass with the meat 

1. To get some, in any sense of the word.

2. A lyric in Ghetto Boy's "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

3. Literaly hitting a woman's ass with your dick before, during, or after sex.

Ben: Yo Lono, what you on this weekend?
Lono: Ah, little party, little drinkin. Gonna meet up with that one girl.
Ben: You gonna be hittin that ass with the meat?
Lono: You know how I do.

Hittin that ass with the meat by Number19 December 25, 2008

hittin the slopes

sniffing cocaine.

1. We're gonna be hittin the slopes later on tonight chief.

2. Do you have your lift tickets? Cuz we're gonna be hittin the slopes.

hittin the slopes by clmtblazers February 5, 2010

Hittin the Mitten 

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

Hittin the Mitten by chickengutz March 29, 2010

hittin' the stain 

To go to bed with the intent to sleep.

“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

hittin' the stain by Stan Forrest October 12, 2018