hilo handy

When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.

"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"

by Not_Jeffrey September 14, 2022

University of Hawaii Hilo

The only University school on the island of Big Island. Located in Hilo, hence the name. It is shared with Hawaii Community College. There's absolutely nothing to do, which causes majority of the students to become major pot heads.

90% of University of Hawaii Hilo's students are composed of stoners

by cheech & chong 45 April 4, 2011

Pull-a-Hilo

(v.) 1) The act of opting not to fuck a perfectly good, well prepared piece of pussy that is laying right on the bed in front of you.
2) Being Completely oblivious to the fact that some girls pussy really wants to suck your dick.

Guy 1: Yo son, I didn't even know Sheila was feeling me.

Guy 2: Why you think she wore that short skirt dum dum. You for real pulled-a-hilo.

by Kid Klutch June 18, 2004

Tope con hilo

Flip over top rope

Finn bálor did a tope con Hilo to Roman reigns

by Mustafa ali January 22, 2019

hiloolious

A combination of the word 'hilarious', and the honorary word 'lol' extended to 'lool'
(pronounced hill-loo-lee-us)

*small child falls over*
Person: That was hiloolious... absolutely hiloolious

Person 1: Hey did you see that documentary on AIDS last night?
Person 2: Why yes, I thought it was hiloolious!
Persons 1 and 2: Hahahahahaha...

by Library Pirates March 28, 2010

hilola

Used to describe the intelligence and the beauty of a female: Beautiful, Cute, Sexy, Smart, Interesting, Just Amazing In All Ways, Sometimes a bitch (but still worth it)

She is such a hilola
You are so hilola

I can't believe how hilola you are

by grj May 12, 2018

Hilobious

Kind of like hilarious, but even better. Likely to to replace "hilarious" in situations where the user is particularly a jackass.

"THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO OF DARTH VADER TALKING LIKE HE HAD TOURETTES SYNDROME WAS HILOBIOUS!"

by magnumforce December 9, 2008