african handball 

The sport otherwise known as Basketball, Blacksketball, Niggerball, etc.

Yo, we gon' play some african handball. You down?

african handball by Schwarzkrieg April 2, 2005

Slovakian Handball

The sexual act of tying a man’s balls in a string and repeatedly being slapped back and forth between a partners hands.

Steven was blue after we performed the Slovakian Handball last night.

Slovakian Handball by Hello(xx)? June 1, 2021

Nigger Handball 

Nigger Handball, commonly known as Basketball (please see NBA ) is a team sport in which two teams of five active players each try to score points against one another by propelling a ball through a 10 feet (3 m) high hoop (the goal) under organized rules.

EX 1. Wife: Bob what is that you are watching on TV?
Bob: Oh nothing honey, just some Nigger Handball .

Nigger Handball by skiddeeznutz January 27, 2009

european handball 

the greatest sport of all time, played with great intensity and played to win.
only the great survive this battle on the court, and it takes some balls to survive this game.

theres a basket involved, and a goal where you throw the ball just to throw it at the goalie. yeaaah, whats better?
don't forget to take three really big steps during your dribbles!

"wow, look at that kid go! he can play european handball like a pro!"

european handball by OysterBay HighSchool November 20, 2007

Bad Handball 

1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.

2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply

Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

Bad Handball by goflb June 28, 2009

Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...

Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.

Sometimes-handball by huls March 29, 2009

Grand Handball Master 

Only people of extreme excellence in the art of handball may have this prestigious rank. It is awarded to the experience, wise and the skillful. It takes sweat and blood and the dogging of your enemies and also comrades. This is the Grand hand Ball Master. If your after this rank it takes years of practice and effort. This is only for the skilled be ready if you think you a Grand Handball Master.

Oh my god is that saul the grand handball master. omg wtf geeez

Grand Handball Master by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018