Lava Guava 

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.

Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?

Lava Guava by EWeiss September 8, 2019

Jubilant Guava 

When a man slaps the vagina with his testicles with enthusiasm causing him to prematurely ejaculate

Ex) Last night my man went for the Jubilant Guava and I swear some of it went up my nose

Jubilant Guava by LuciusMalfoy'sCumSlut May 5, 2021

Sweet cute guava 

When you find someone cute and amazing. Can't help but smile and admire them.

Your, my sweet cute guava Jhonathan <3

Sweet cute guava by Ilovealmondtitties November 17, 2022

holy guava 

Used to define comical statements.

Person 1: Holy Guava!! Someone died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 haha L

holy guava by basil_underwood November 7, 2023

50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger 

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with guava

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the 50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger, you should try it!"

50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Poof guava 

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

Poof guava by #wordplay September 14, 2017