licks griddle 

Something thats "sucks" to the point of being almost painful.

You had to watch Police academy 4...man, that licks griddle.

licks griddle by PhD Strange October 11, 2007

griddle 

To dunk or slam on somebody in a foul manner.

Mick got his griddle on Doug.

griddle by Mickey Berce November 5, 2003

griddle flaps

A mythical hybrid of a bacon cheese burger and a pancake. Said to prevent vomiting, cure intense hangovers and solve marijuana induced food cravings.

...Oh, I feel like shit, my head's splitting and I'm queasy ...I sure could use some griddle flaps.

griddle flaps by PhD Strange October 12, 2007

asphalt solar griddle 

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

asphalt solar griddle by Downstrike August 27, 2005

grease the griddle 

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

grease the griddle by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013

Griddle 

to be griddled is to be in a zone that only drugs can take you to. Often referred to in wishful thinking and joking around. It is a point of maximum enjoyment, pain, frustration, and anger. Picture your mind on a frying pan and imagine that the juices are being extracted once they reach their dankest point. Can either be a good thing or bad.

"My mind is griddled"
"I would like to make a mcgriddle sandwhich out of that sex puppet over there."
"Griddle me up and drench me with your succulent juices."
"Griddle Slam!"

Griddle by Peaks January 19, 2006

griddle 

One man in couple, ties string to bacon (or other meat product) encourages partner to swallow said product whole. Then proceeds to commence with the brown love. At point of climax string is tugged, eliciting gag reflex, causing sphincter to contract. Resulting in smily faces all round.

Rui really enjoyed being griddled by the master.

griddle by Rui Wang November 21, 2003