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the goblet

The act in which a person takes their fist and jams it into another person's anus...while the hand is inside,it opens and the fingers dangle around in a creepy fasion while the giver of the goblet laughs eerily
Jon Berry gives himself the goblet 3 times a day.

Pimp Goblet 

a large decorated goblet(cup)that a pimp drinks out of.
Hey check out that Goblet of pimpness.
Pimp Goblet by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

hairy goblet 

A vagina that grows hair on the inside....(digusting)

...but i like it.
I took a muff dive for a vertical bacon sandwich, but ran into a hairy goblet on the way!!

Cunt Goblet 

A nickname for a menstrual cup. Short for "Red Beard's Cunt Goblet", the absurdity of the term counteracts the discomfort of talking about menstrual products.
I can go to the gym today without worrying about leaks because I'm using my cunt goblet.
Cunt Goblet by Airi R August 22, 2019

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire 

Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Rusty Goblet of Fire 

A Rusty Goblet of Fire is when your having anal sex with a girl/guy and right when your about to cum you stick it in their mouth then grab their hair and yank their head back causing them to gargle the cum in mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) and be having butt sex in order for this to be considered the Rusty Goblet of Fire.
Gee wiz Ron, I think I got tetanus from that Rusty Goblet of Fire you gave me last night.