fungus crown 

To slap one in the forehead with your manmeat, in such a manner as to cause a mushroom shaped bruise, on said forehead. Repeat as necessary to create the bruising effect. Or, as desired.

fungus crown by EnriqueTDL October 21, 2003

Fungus in a Suit 

A person or phenomenon that battles hard to overcome any challenges that life brings.

Check out Fungus in a Suit passed out on the couch.

Fungus in a Suit by Adam 'Fungus' Sullivan January 18, 2008

fungus face 

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

beard hairy face stubble face growthunshavenwhiskers

fungus face by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015

fungus dripping 

Taking lsd and mushrooms at the same time

Homie 1: yo I was so fucked up fungus dripping last night.

Homie 2 : I told you bro that shrooms n acid was a killer combo

fungus dripping by marshwallow May 14, 2018

Fungus Juggler 

A drug dealer who exclusively deals mushrooms.

"Man, I haven't tripped in a week, I need to head on over to the fungus juggler."

Fungus Juggler by Big Chief Smackahoe May 17, 2009

fungus dripping 

The act of taking lsd and mushrooms togethers

Bro: yo I was so fucked when I was fungus dripping last night
Homie: I know man I saw u losing your shit earlier

fungus dripping by marshwallow May 15, 2018

fungus the chungus 

He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.

Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"

fungus the chungus by FungusChungusYeetusfetus May 11, 2019