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Flailing 

It is a combination of Flirting and Failing. When your a male or female tries to flirt with the opposite sex, but ends up failing at it.
"Woah look at Jermy getting his Mac on"
"Yeah but hes flailing!"
Flailing by That Guy Is Here November 23, 2011
Me and my friends mad this shit up. it means that your pissed... or you want something realy bad.
<me> yo how "flaring" are you man?
<my friend> im fucking flaring dude i jsut lost my $...

or

<me> I am "flaring" hunggry let so get some food..
flaring by Alex Huy September 23, 2004

Flaring Uterus 

It is the equivalent to a male boner but is used to refer to a female having a bonar. For slang it is referred to as having a FU.
I saw this super cute boy and I have a huge flaring uterus right now.
Flaring Uterus by AmyandKim April 24, 2011

Flailing 

1. A term used to describe a male, or female, who has just left a serious committed relationship and fails miserably at casually dating.

2. Commonly seen from both genders who have become so set in the mindset of a relationship, that the intricacies of first and second dates are thrown out the window to satisfy the need for their parter to fill the hole that their past relationship left.

3. These men and women unconsciously lead on potential suitors, who mistake their habits of intimacy as genuine intimacy, and cause not only heartache for the suitors engaged in the casual encounters, but for themselves as well; usually out of guilt.
1. Person 1: What happened with that girl you were seeing? I thought things were going so well!

Person 2: I thought so too, but after learning about her recent breakup it looked less like a sure thing, and more like she was just flailing around.

2. Person 1: How could you let such a great girl go? You said you really liked her
Person 2: I did, but I don't know what I want after (ex's name) . It's been so hard that I'm still flailing around
Flailing by My noduesp? January 31, 2016

late flailing 

the act of excitedly freaking out over something you found out later than your friends.
Girl: "Wait, Anna Paquin was in that horror flick Trick r' Treat?"

Guy: "Uh...yeah, did you think True Blood was her only acting role??"

Girl: "OH MY GOD!!!! THAT IS SOOOO COOLIO! I LOVE ANNA PAQUIN!!!!!!"

Guy: "Wow....late flailing much?!"
late flailing by AmbyMT December 28, 2010

Flaring Angel 

The weirdest Greek person you'll ever meet, but we still <3 her.. .sorta, her 3 penis's are kind of odd, as are her unicorn horns for nipples.
Wow, Flaring Angel is a huge noob.