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Verb: To fidget when mentally preoccupied.
Dan: "Quit playing with that rubber band and get back to work!"
Mike: "Leave me alone, Dan! I'm figgering!"
Dan: "Alright, I'll leave you to your thoughts then."
figger by heftymaus November 4, 2019
Your a figger a fat African found in mondern warfare
Aye your a figger
Defintion of Figger: One who is beyond fat and is a nigger. Fat nigger; figger.
Sentence: Kent is a figger.
Figger by hatewashere September 2, 2021
How some people pronounce "figure" for some reason
Guy A: Well that figgers.
Guy B: Figgers? It's pronounced fig-yer you fucking moron.
Guy A: Geez who put a stick up your ass?
Figger by Cockholio October 1, 2021
Origins: conversation between two (2) founding fathers of the fig fitness sport
Meaning: nuclear bomb made of Figs to destroy specifically kindergarten teachers to flex on there rival sport competitions
Figger by Finnbar McGowan April 29, 2022
tyrone figgered me all night.

jamol used his big black cock to figger me.
figger by sexlovr69 August 14, 2022