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feature creep 

what Mark CIO cries for in his sleep. Sees it as a good thing not as a bad.

Letting the dozy clients add more work without extending the deadline.
Mark won't do anything about all this feature creep, it's like getting 1,000 cold henrys!

Feature creep 

Feature creep means too many unwanted features that clearly don't fit the original design and/or purpose.
Elari KidPhone 3G is a kids' smartwatch, it already had shitty battery life, but they added a MP3 player! That's some of the wildest feature creep I've ever seen in a firmware update!
Feature creep by krazzyfяeak February 27, 2020

Feature Fuck 

Fucking an individual purely based on one feature alone. Typically a large penis, round ass, big breasts or nice looking pussy but can manifest in other less common forms such as small hands, uncommon height, blowjob lips etc.
“Sure her face is a mess and she ain’t that hot but her ass is amazing, it was just a feature fuck”
Feature Fuck by blilliam bleed October 27, 2020

Feature creeper 

The feature creeper is someone who, instead of settling with simple, predefined design and working around it, starts constantly adding stuff that weren't accounted for, cluttering the design with more and more features that may or may not be unnecessary(an act known as feature creep). Usually, they will not admit they've just commited a feature creep.
"I do not fear the feature creep, I embrace it! Yes, you can call me feature creeper, but that's just who I am!"
Feature creeper by UrbanLore May 10, 2022

Feature Complete 

Used to reference a video game title that launches in a complete state without story content locked behind a pre-order or higher price tier.
Baldurs gate 3 launched as a feature complete game that tilted all the "do less for more money" game developers.

feature fiend 

An individual who piggybacks of other larger artists songs through features usually to obtain or retain a large following and stay relevant
Guy 1:"Gosh I swear (rapper) is always featured in songs but doesn't make his own music!"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's a feature fiend!"
feature fiend by JoeGrayman March 5, 2024