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eye haff to laff 

eye (I) haff (have) to laff (laugh)

meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang
someone : bts is bad
me :eye haff to laff

roper to the eye 

when cumming on a girl, but instead of going on the girl something goes terrible wrong leading to a roper going top speed into your eye.
-As i was fuckin shelly last night i pulled out on accident and got a roper to the eye!

-Ah that sucks
roper to the eye by trmz July 6, 2009

Knee to-the Eye

Doing that crazy dance move where you put a hand behind your head and a hand on your calf and bring them closer together while hopping on one leg. Well doing that and then bringing your two hands so close that your knee hits your eye causing you to say "fuck".
Josh: Look at this sexy dance I'm doing!
Albert: Dude, you look like a whore!
Josh: fuck man!
Albert: That was a total Knee to-the Eye!
Josh: touche man, fuck that hurt!

from eye socket to bunghole 

A phrase usually used in conjunction with being beaten, i.e. "bruised from eye socket to bunghole."
This huge dog came out of nowhere and pummeled me from eye socket to bunghole.

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward 

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward
React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

to turn a blind eye 

to ignore something and pretend you do not see it
I told him the truth but he just wanted to turn a blind eye!
to turn a blind eye by worterbuch February 15, 2015