Ewing is the humblest person in Bulukumba, One of his weaknesses, he always laughs in a serious moment but man has been told by many people that his laughs ain’t good. Fortunately, he is the type of guy who can learn from his mistakes very quickly.

A : No body loves me
B : Ewing does

Ewing by Eww12 November 22, 2021

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Ewingeww

He is a noun and might be the humblest noun ever but being humble doesn’t make sense rn. Owing to his mind, he ain’t the man that many girls dream of. He likes neither playing game nor having drugs. But, when you offer him a bucket of coffee, he wouldn’t mind.

A: Who is the humblest person in the world?
B: who else? it must be Luka Modric
A: No amigo, it’s actually Ewingeww

Ewingeww by Eww12 November 23, 2021

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Megan Ewing

Something that tends to be rude and for some reason get's an urge to become nude. Is lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop them from having dairy. Usually has an awful smell coming from them that is unbearable. On occasion's may poop their pant's in public, and should probably wear a diaper anywhere it goes. Tend's to be touchy of others, and doesn't understand personal space. Sometimes screams unexpectedly, and make disgusting noises with it's mouth. On the bright side they are fun to be around on the good days.

Uh oh! Megan Ewing pooped it's pants again. Typical.

Megan Ewing by coolcat25252525252 November 16, 2018

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Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

Jacob Ewing by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

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