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Emory is a real ass nigga. Emory hates fake punk as niggas and is all about his money. He is very loyal and stay’s to himself but can open up to people who are close.
Man that nigga emory a chill ass nigga on 55 crip
Emory by Thebanddoo November 23, 2021
Jus uhh real young nigga. Who wit all the shits. Who worried ab bettering himself and his niggas and not ab uhh bitch. Tryna get uhh bag and roll uhh wood. He’ll WHOOP YO ASS
Oh you fuckin Emory I heard he got the definition of uhh shhlong
Emory by Mr.breakabitchforherchips November 23, 2021
A green, spiky alein from pluto with a sweatband who rides in space with his moronic freind Oglethorpe. He appears on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Emory by k00ld00d321 December 31, 2004
A liberal arts college in Atlanta where the school spirit is as predominant as the amount of good looking girls (see emory vision)
There aren't any fans here at the football game. Let's go to a club. Hopefully there will be some UGA girls there.
emory by Frank Fitts June 17, 2005
An expensive university in Atlanta. No freedom of speech in this place. One wrong word and your already standing in front of the honor council. Totally infested with liberals.
That guy never says his opinion, always agrees with everybody else, probably went to Emory.
Emory by Andy April 6, 2005
Facts about Emory:

1. You went here bc you didn't get into Georgetown, Duke and/or Cornell (but you don't tell anyone this)
2. You regret very much going to Emory when you come home & hear stories from your friends at state schools(good looking girls, easy classes, better Greek life)
3. If you're Jewish, you automatically have an advantage when it comes to meeting the opposite sex.
4. Your decision to come to Emory bc of its name doesnt pay off in the end as you enter the business world and NO ONE has heard of your school ("Wait, so you went to Embry Riddle? You a pilot?")
5. You start reffering to NYC as "the city".
You know anyone from Emory who's going to partying in "the city" over break?
emory by Chuck Norris Jr. December 28, 2005