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Edmund Burke School 

The best private school in Washington DC.

It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is

everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models

All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy

If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.

We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.

Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us
"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"

"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"

edmund kemper 

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.
edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him
edmund kemper by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021

Edmund campion 

Full of a bunch of virgin boys that like to get there dick sucked and a has tooo much beef. A school full of a majority of ghetto black ppl from the hood.
"yo what school do you go to?"
Edmund campion
"😂😂😂😂😂"
Edmund campion by Unknown m January 16, 2019

Edmund Fitzgerald 

Another term for anal sex usually while drunk.
She got so drunk last night, she finally decided to let him try the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Edmund Fitzgerald by Jesse____ January 4, 2008

edmund jenkins 

A derogatary term used for describing a lesbian who was born with a penis and loves to cock wrangle (a singular expression as opposed to a gaggle of cock wranglers)
Mary is such an Edmund Jenkins

Edmund Duke

A slang word for marijuana used in the midwest.
Hey man want to go to the bar tonight? Nah I'm just gonna rent a movie and chill with Edmund Duke.
Edmund Duke by Gruuudle April 25, 2011