Dumple

Usually referred to as another name for shit

Wow that’s a load of DUMPLE!

Dumple by Ggits77 August 31, 2022

Dumple Stiltskin 

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.

I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!

Dumple Stiltskin by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006

Dumple-Stilt-Skin 

A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.

"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)

Dumple-Stilt-Skin by G.I. Joe and J.K.-47 November 4, 2006

dumple stiltzken 

(1)The act of defecating on an object that is not a toilet. Predominately, on someone else's property.

(2) The act of unintentionally defecating in a pair of borrowed pants.

(1) Dude, I totally just took a dumple stiltzken on the hood of your step sister's car.

(2) Joe forgot to pick me up for work today, so I made a dumple stiltzken in those pants he let me borrow and put them in his locker.

dumple stiltzken by DKali January 19, 2009

dumple tossing

when a flaming bag of turds is launched using a small to large sized catapult across a large distance.

Man i hit that guys house hard with that flaming bag. What a great dumple tossing.

dumple tossing by nilly jean May 22, 2008

Dumple dick

Someone who uses magic to be a dick or performs magic in a dickiesh way. The word comes from the fictional character Albus Dumbledore the wizard from the Harry potter trilogies and also the word dick which has many other meanings. It can also be used for someone who crosses you in a negative magical way like a miracle or something unbelievable got lucky.

The magician at the show was a real Dumple dick. I cannot believe that Dumple dick didn't wreck his car when he cut me off driving.

Dumple dick by Atracey April 2, 2015

Rip Van Dumple 

This is when someone falls asleep while taking a dump. Originated in the 1800's when a dutchmen unknowingly drank a magic potion in a drink gave to him by dwarfs. That night he fell asleep while taking a dump only to awake 20yrs later to find out all of his family and friends had died, moved away or gone to war all while he slept on the dumper.

Glen pulled a Rip Van Dumple the other night at the party. He drank so much he passed out sittin there on the toilet takin a dump.

Rip Van Dumple by ooten November 26, 2007