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doggy-bagger

Noun: one who claims that he can handle his meats, but after eating 1/4 or less of his meal, ends up asking for a Styrofoam box, or quite possibly, one of those Chinese restaurant box things with a handle.
What? That Malu couldn't finish his chopped steak! Three bites you say? What a doggy bagger.
doggy-bagger by Ralph Wiggum December 1, 2002

Doggy Bagging 

The act of inserting the scrotum into an orifice (vaginal or anal) during doggy style sex.

If only one testicle is inserted, it is termed a Lance.
Ted: Ever tried doggy bagging?
Bill: Dude, I totally doggy bagged my girlfriend last night.
Ted: Excellent! One or two?
Bill: One ... I Lanced her.
Doggy Bagging by Daggy Bogans September 27, 2010

Doggy Bagging 

Pulling the blankets or a pillow over a girl's face so you don't have to look at her.
Rick got drunk and hooked up with a real butterface, but he doggy bagged that shizzle, so it's all good.
Doggy Bagging by Rick James March 25, 2004

doggy baggin' 

Encompassing the testicles or genitalia of an animal in one's mouth.
I went to a Mexican Donkey show and the woman began doggy baggin' the mule.
doggy baggin' by Ryan M. H. January 31, 2008

reverse doggy bagging 

Jack a guy off into a condom, tie it up into a nice little package, pop that into his arse, and send him off with a pat on the bottom.
My date last night was fantastic, and I even got to take home a reverse doggy bagging!

doggybag 

a paper bag in which to take home your paid for but uneaten food from a restuarant to give to your pets (often not given to the pets at all)

A doggybag sounds on the surface like a good idea.

Lets not waste good food, give it to our household pets.

recycling - green - modern - intelligent

Think a little more deeply about it and you discover that it is a perfect example for what is wrong with our western, modern, industrialised, profit run way of living.

doggybag's exist because we cooked too much food . They are there to salve our conscience after we have just paid for a meal and not been able to finish it.

There are no doggybags in many countries around the world. The concept of a doggybag would be alien to them and yet for us it is a normal object of daily living.

It is a marketing ploy, a branding tool and more than that, a con trick
"waiter, I am sorry the steak was very good but there was too much on the plate...could I please have a doggybag to take it home for my dog? "
doggybag by doggybag August 19, 2004