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One of the kindest people who you will ever meet, and at the same time the funniest person you know! A claudia is such a funny outgoing person and also VERY pretty!
John: WOW!! (Claudia) is soo dayum pretty!
Alex: Yeah, she's also sooo funny, she cracks me up!!
Me: Guess whose asking her out tonight then...
Claudia by suchacoolboy September 18, 2012

Cloud Cuckoo Land 

Living in ones own dream world, where everything is perfect...
He's living in Cloud Cuckoo Land
Cloud Cuckoo Land by LaylaRose March 18, 2010

Jean Claudio 

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!
Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!
Jean Claudio by Sixkiller February 10, 2010

cloud baby 

A fart or air bagel, when released, that resembles the volume of a baby or makes the noise of a crying child. These are handy to release next to people with children, hopefully followed by a comment like "I just released a giant cloud baby".
Pffffrt! Man hear that cloud baby cry.
cloud baby by jrsmyth June 24, 2014

Put it in the cloud 

A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.
Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
Put it in the cloud by archyis August 28, 2009
Amazing person. A girl who is very liked and popular. She's very close with who she trusts. Ttypically very fair-skinned. Claudias are extremely pretty girls. They have the most beautiful eyes in the world. While they are very beautiful, they are also extremely insecure. Especially about their weight. While this is untrue and they are typically not fat at all, they can take things to the extreme and go overboard when they want something. They love to laugh, and are very funny people. They are the life of a party and are crazy dancers. Claudias may seem outgoing but they always have a shy side. They rarely cry, or get overly upset. They may seem perfectly calm at times, but there is a lot more going on than what meets the eye. However, in most situations, they will be the loudest, funniest, craziest people in the group. They won't be afraid to say what they think of you, and they won't say no to a dare. It's hard to stay mad at a Claudia, but be careful what you say to her, because she doesn't forget things easily. When you lose her trust it's hard to get it all the way back. Claudias are usually single. They are outrageous flirts, but truly always care about one special guy. He'll be on her mind forever, but she'll always have doubts. Whether you've only met her for five minutes, or known her forever, a Claudia is a girl you'll love forever.
"Man, who's that crazy girl over there partying?"
"Oh, I don't know, but she sure looks like a Claudia!"
Claudia by ExcuseMeI'mSpeaking45 December 21, 2012