wake up call 

Oral sex between 6 and 8 a.m.

Everyone deserves a wake up call...

wake up call by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

texas wake up call 

while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call

I gave my girl friend a Texas wake up call on Christmas morning, merry Christmas!!

texas wake up call by Texas honky May 19, 2014

full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..

She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.

full service wake up call by Raw ghost rider November 2, 2023

Scandinavian Wake Up Call 

When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake

Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up

Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?

Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call

Scandinavian Wake Up Call by SteveMattNEd May 14, 2009

Nagasaki Wake Up Call 

Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!

I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.

Nagasaki Wake Up Call by D. Cox February 9, 2009

Wake Up Call 

In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.

6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!

Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.

Wake Up Call by window shopper June 20, 2011

Call it up 

Meaning to stop or call it quits

Also means to call a person over

Example 1- "hey I think we should call it up"

Example 2- "hey call her up over here" (or) "hey call him up and over"

Call it up by Frfrbae November 17, 2019