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Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass 

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
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Bitch you tried it

When a bitch acts as if something is true; relevant but its not and or she knows better.

bitch you guessed it 

1.When someone states the obvious.

2. The name of a song . It's really stupid but good at the same time.
-Jamie is a hoe
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!!
WOO!
YOU WAS RIGHT.

-Light Yagami,you are Kira

-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

WOO
YOU WAS RIGHT!

-Justin Bieber is a faggot
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT
WOO
YOU WAS FUCKING RIGHT

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH 

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH
CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

Hug it out bitch 

What men say after a fight, and in doing so just "let it go"

Zips Bitch You Wrote It

When somebody say that they heard a rumor that you was talkin' shit and get the proof and you know they wrote it for attention.
"She hit me up like...you talkin' shit. Zips Bitch You Wrote It!"

It's Britney, Bitch 

A phrase used by American Recording Artist Britney Spears on her 2007 single "Gimme More" and on Will.i.am's 2013 single "Scream and Shout", on which Spears is featured. The phrase instantly became a pop culture icon, garnering titles such as the "Holy Phrase" in popular music. The phrase has been used all over in the media since it's 2007 release, and may very well be one of the most recognizable taglines in history. The phrase marked a career change for Spears, turning her "not-so-innocent" image into full-fledged "femme fatale". It has recently been revealed that "It's Britney, bitch" wasn't planned, and was rather a joke between Britney and her crew that she decided to use. The phrase has even been parodied by Spears herself, in a Halloween sketch where Britney replaced "bitch" with "witch", while dancing with axes and riding a broomstick in front of a green screen.
1) "It's Britney, bitch" -Gimme More
2) "You are now-now rocking with, Will.i.am and Britney, bitch" -Scream and Shout
3) *Steve Carell drives up to the camera, blasting Lady Gaga* "It's Britney, Bitch" -The Office (U.S.), an example of the phrase's usage in the media