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National choke a bitch day 

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29
Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh

stereotypical bitch day 

When you are full of every emotion and take to social media so the whole world knows how you feel!
That guy is gonna know that his lack of texts has got you mad, whether he sees it himself of social media, or his friends screen shot him it, HE IS GONNA KNOW!
'Woah, she's having a stereotypical bitch day! Have you seen her Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat and IG today?!'

National Basic Bitch Day 

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.

Baldie Ass Bitch day 

A holiday who we celebrate about a bitch who is toxic, rude, jerk, asshole, moron, and bald as fuck.

National Realist Bitch Day 

Girl 1. “Hey whens realist bitch day?”
Girl 2. “Oh national realist bitch day is august 9th
National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”

Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”

National Cheat on your Bitch Day 

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.
“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”