mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

mexican barking spider by LongDukDong January 23, 2009

african barking spider 

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

african barking spider by mat81 February 25, 2009

california barking spider

Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.

Yo, what was that?

Dunno, maybe a california barking spider in the garden

california barking spider by John bobby November 14, 2006

Michigan Barking Spider 

It's a "FART"

Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.

Michigan Barking Spider by Damage Goods January 6, 2012

Chief Barking Spider 

"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.

It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.

Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.

Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?

Chief Barking Spider by Shackle April 2, 2010

Alabama Barking Spider 

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

Alabama Barking Spider by Walkndude October 30, 2013

African Barking Spider 

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

African Barking Spider by fission_pro January 29, 2009