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wet bandaid

When a person is annoying and purposely not useful or helpful in any way... your bandaid gets wet and it won't stay where you need it so you have to adjust it constantly.
That jerk is just about as useful as a wet bandaid.
wet bandaid by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

BandAIDs 

When you catch a fatal STD from a musician.
"Tommy Lee gave me bandAIDs for my birthday."
BandAIDs by TheTorr September 26, 2011

Fun Bandaid 

a bandaid that has a fun pattern on it, a cartoon character, ect.

or

a bandaid that is laced with some sort of drug, that when you put it over the wound, the drugs get into your bloodstream, and MAKE you have fun, even though your wound may still hurt, you will forget about it because of the drugs.

or it could be a combination of the two.
1. hey is that a fun bandaid your wearing?

2. yeah! it has buzz lightyear on it and its laced with lsd!

Bandaidong 

When a male shaves his pubic hair and the razor cuts any area on or around his genitalia. Bandaidong results from the bandaid applied to the injured area.
Bro, i was shavin' my pubes yesterday and i sneezed. I got such bad bandaidong.
Bandaidong by TheMaxident February 12, 2014
A condom. Goes along with the slang "cut," meaning "fuck."
Can I cut ya? I got a box of bandaids in my Escalade, I ain't playin'.
bandaid by DaveLong February 8, 2005

Bandaid bra 

See: Ninnies. A bandaid put over ones nipples in place of a bra.
Dude, LT's bandaid bra is soooooo sexy.
Bandaid bra by Jttltt December 28, 2011