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send anxiety 

Excessive panic or fear caused by the need to send and email to a large audience in a work environment where the distribution list may contain members of senior management.
Joe experiences send anxiety before sending out his broadcast email message.

Fear of forgetting to attach a document or grammatical errors may cause send anxiety.

Even after the email content has been triple-checked for accuracy, the attachment has been verified (attached), and the recipient list is correct, one may feel panic or fear (anxiety) before sending, causing delays to click "send".

Send anxiety is heightened when email recipients are more senior than the sender.
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social anxiety 

A shitty emotional disorder that ruined my life.
I have had social anxiety since i was a kid. I was the class clown type in school but hated oral presentations which eventually caused me to drop out all together. I was on every party drug known to man to hide from my anxiety which led to an outrageous social life. I quit drugs at 20, went to uni and majored in math so i wouldn't have to give speeches. Now 23 with Bachelor of Mathematics, still a nervous idiot and about to give up.

Suicide is all that is left, keep your chin up socially anxious peeps.

Adious
social anxiety by Craig Smit July 30, 2008

social anxiety 

its when your scared of talking to others and you feel horrible, you shake, have muscle spasms, you stutter your voice shakes. Its really serious and many people dont understand how bad it is who dont have it.
I do understand cause my social anxiety is horrible i've been to a psychologist but he aint done a shit. Meds are making me worse... Its like it feels terrible you cant speak to anyone you just hide out and have anxiety attacks IT SUCKS!!!
theres no possible way you can have friends and live a normal life........
plus i have a horrible accent and i just get so self conscious about it!!!
social anxiety by cbmsgbears March 5, 2009

Harry Potter separation anxiety

the empty feeling you feel when you realize that as of July 2011, there will be no new installments of Harry Potter, and that the Deathly Hallows is going to make you cry because it will all be over.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how good Deathly Hallows was."

Person 2: "Yeah, this just means I'm gonna have a bad case of Harry Potter separation anxiety now that it's over."

social anxiety 

BEing afraid of people. Only people with social anxiety have felt true pain and goth whores should stfu about there lives since its painless compared to social anxiety. ITs pain that wont go away.
My life suffocates from social anxiety.
social anxiety by Iliveinfear November 26, 2003

Social Anxiety Crew

A group of socially awkward teenagers who like to spraypaint walls in an artistic and non gang-affiliated fashion. Originally Located in Tuolumne County, some sightings of their signature on certain pieces have been seen in local Graffiti Tunnels and Bridges. Law enforcement usually cover it up quickly to avoid spreading an underground movement, though one of their murals allegedly still stands under Washington street. Their art seems to be a team effort, with at least two members present at once. All contributors sign with the same initials: SA
Cece: Hey, check it out. It's actually pretty good. For graffiti, I mean.
JJ: yeah.. not bad.
Cece: I wonder who made it?
JJ: Not sure. whats that in the corner? "SA"? i wonder what it stands for
*sketchy figure steps out of a shadow*
Mitchell: Social Anxiety Crew.
*vanishes*
Cece: Well, if the smokin' chick says it, it must be true

Shuffle Anxiety

When you put your iPod on shuffle at party or social gathering and you project yourself forward thinking "What's it going to play next?" Jarvis Cocker is often credited as coining this term.
Guy 1: "Dude this is awesome. Those songs transitioned into each other perfectly. I wonder what it's gonna play next"
Guy 2: "Oh no, what is it gonna play next?! Will it be as good?!?"
Guy 1: "Dude you're getting Shuffle Anxiety"
Shuffle Anxiety by The Rhys March 29, 2009