Alaskan Vacuum

Giving an Eskimo a blow job.
An Eskimo receiving a blow job.

Or any Native Alaskan.

Kirima gave Nigel an Alaskan Vacuum.

Alaskan Vacuum by BouncedMrhappy April 22, 2011

Alaskan Gold Rush 

A delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal. Once the viscous ejaculate has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard cum and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white Alaskan tundra.

"Excuse me Chelsea? I can't hear very well because Bernard was kind enough to give me an Alaskan Gold Rush last evening, and I am waiting for it to dry."

Alaskan Gold Rush by Badfish41 June 4, 2008

Alaskan Teabag 

When you freeze your balls to someones face

How you could Alaskan Teabag someone Is if your in Anartica you put water on your balls and out them on someone elses face

Alaskan Teabag by Paco O'Neal January 17, 2007

Alaskan Word Salad 

A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.

"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."

This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"

Alaskan Word Salad by Kurosan December 14, 2009

Alaskan Cowbell 

When you have a girl hanging, naked, head down via harness. You then have a male do a hand stand, naked, with his ankles locked with the girls ankles. Then the man does arm squats down and up (speed depends on the males strength) thrusting his penis in and out of the girls vagina while squatting.

Tommy: Dude! Did you hear what John did to Tori yesterday?
Rob: NO, what did they do?
Tommy: John Alaskan Cowbelled the shit out of her!
Rob: Holy Shit! I didn't know John had it in him!
Tommy: Well..... Tori had it in her...

Alaskan Cowbell by SexualWhiteChocolate October 6, 2011

Alaskan firedragon 

When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon

That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon

Alaskan firedragon by Funny man adam December 23, 2020

alaskan rim job 

Putting crystal meth on a significant other's hole and licking it clean to cause immense pleasure for both.

The best kind of high is one of of an Alaskan Rim Job

alaskan rim job by S3xd00d December 5, 2013