alarm clock
alarm clock by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
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Alarm clock
A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
Alarm clock by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
alarm clock anxiety
when you know you have to get up at a certain time, but can't fall asleep to begin with, and you keep looking at the clock.
i was up all night with alarm clock anxiety, cuz i didn't want to sleep in and miss my job interview.
alarm clock anxiety by ric_IH August 16, 2008
Alarm Clock BJ
When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.
My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!
Alarm Clock BJ by JTrainHasArrived August 6, 2010
alarm clock sex
alarm clock sex by weezy22 June 11, 2011
Alarm Clock Dyslexia
Alarm Clock Dyslexia is when one often fails to notice that the AM/PM settings are incorrect when they set their alarm. (this excludes the difference between noon and midnight, cause that is just downright confusing)
This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.
This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.
"I am a sufferer of alarm clock dyslexia, I was supposed to wake up at 6 this morning, but it turns out I set my alarm for 6 at night. When I explained my condition to my boss, he obviously had never heard of it... he asked me if i wore a helmet to bed, then told me to go sit in the corner and think about what i just said."
Alarm Clock Dyslexia by 132299 April 16, 2009
Alarm Clock Dildo
Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.
Alarm Clock Dildo by Fuck Face October 16, 2003