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Beard on tash with a little bit of mash 

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

weirdo with a beardo

Ninaa: "OMG! Check Out The Weirdo With A Beardo... Creepy"
weirdo with a beardo by Ninaa November 1, 2007

Doing a bardo 

The art of performing sexual acts on a field for a small fee.
That guy over there is a doing a bardo with her.
Doing a bardo by Spectre97 November 8, 2020

Doing a Bard 

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.
"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"
Doing a Bard by Copperfield February 17, 2009

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam 

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.
"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

Study abeard

A beard grown by a college student while studying abroad.
College student #1: Hey, do you think he's enjoying his semester overseas in Argentina?

College student #2: Well judging by that grizzly study abeard of his I've seen on facebook, there's no doubt in my mind that he is.
Study abeard by El Libertador November 7, 2010