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Woofer Moose 

Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.
'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'
Woofer Moose by Loopmeister August 8, 2006

woofer-wednesday 

A celebration held on a wednesday signifying the passing of the middle of the work week.
John and I drank two thirty packs of beer to celebrate woofer-wednesday, because two-fer Tuesday went really bad.
woofer-wednesday by afro8419 September 7, 2010

Woofer ring 

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.
A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
Woofer ring by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

Woofer tickets 

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?

butt-woofer 

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version
I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*
butt-woofer by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

heckin angry woofer 

When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer
heckin angry woofer by A smol boi October 11, 2017