wiggity-schplork
the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.
wiggity-schplork by Luke January 12, 2005
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Wiggity Wackoff
When you an a group of friends simultaneously blow your load into a cd insert slot in your car stereo before taking out the holiest of cd's that holds the grooviest of jams and sliding that bad boy in there to totally vibe for the rest of night knowing that the cd is the luckies thing on planet earth from now on
"Hey Rhys, you thinkin about gettin the boyz together for a wiggity wackoff vibe sesh. We can even pull an all nighter but for just this once can we not invite the retarded kid jack"
Wiggity Wackoff by TheeSteelNutt April 3, 2020
wiggity bop
A phrase used by legend Patrick Singh to describe literally nothing in existence its just used like boshklay bong bong but just wiggity bop yk?
wiggity bop by andersonpobbers22nd son February 1, 2024
The Wiggity
Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.
The Wiggity by ifawasawabbit October 7, 2010
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Reddit Wiggity Woo by gayhart June 6, 2013