Weeping Wednesday 

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.

"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"

Weeping Wednesday by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013

Weeping Suckle 

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka sorrow blow

Last night Scott got a weeping suckle from that engaged girl he met at the bar.

Weeping Suckle by Eddie K May 12, 2008

The Weeping Mannequin 

A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.

The Weeping Mannequin

Man: I saw that!
Puppy: Yipe!
Woman:*sob*

The Weeping Mannequin by The Collectiveish August 3, 2010

Weezing the brew 

To move the carafe and get coffee directly from the coffee maker as it's brewing.

The staff didn't know what to say when they saw me weezing the brew, then they all started doing it too.

Weezing the brew by aknatn May 1, 2009

weeping boner 

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

weeping boner by Nrayly December 29, 2019

Weeping Vag 

That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.

weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss

Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.

Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.

Weeping Vag by David Atkins March 5, 2011

detective fat weedington 

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme

Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"

detective fat weedington by shadowxxx908 May 24, 2016