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toxic shock syndrome 

God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.
"You might want to change that tampon or you'll get TSS."
toxic shock syndrome by alan alda December 1, 2004

toxic sock syndrome 

What someone has when they have extremely stinky, sweaty, smelly feet right after they take their shoes off after a day of walking around. A toxic green cloud usually insues from said sock, warning all within the vicinity.
"Damn dude, put your shoes back on, you have an extreme case of toxic sock syndrome!"

Toxic Status 

When you write a simple comment, or you like someones status on a social netowrking website, mostly Facebook and you receive a multitude of notifications from other people's comments. Its at this point you realize how stupid it was to comment.
1. "I liked his status and now I have 50 notifications. Its become a Toxic Status!"

2. "I just commented on his status. oh a notification, another one, another one, when will they end! No I have been infected by the toxic status."
Toxic Status by Frustrated Facebook November 12, 2009

toxic splashback 

The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.
OSHA requires all poop 6 inches or longer be hand lowered due to toxic splashback.

toxic shock 

blood poisoning that happens when you leave a tampon in for too long
(from tuckermax.com)
Jez “Well, one time, my sister was having problems with her vagina too. Things were feeling weird, and it was that time of the month, but she wasn’t bleeding much, and she went to the gynecologist. The Ob/Gyn pulled out her tampon, but she had already had one in, and then pulled ANOTHER one out. She was walking around with three in there!”
Tucker “How did she not get toxic shock? I know if I was a girl I would worry about that constantly. Whenever I have a girlfriend I worry about it for her. Toxic shock is scary.”
toxic shock by chronic blunt March 27, 2006

toxic seahorse 

Based on a Mega Man X character, a 'toxic seahorse' is anything that makes as little sense as possible.
My friend John Paul makes about as much sense as a toxic seahorse.