TicketBastard
TicketBastard by v1cious May 14, 2004
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Patron Ticket
When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."
"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
Patron Ticket by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009
Related Words
Ticked • ticked off • ticked (his) last tock • poli-ticked off • WICKEY TICKED • ticket • tricked out • Ticker • tucked • tickety boo
tickety tack
A term popularized by Project Runway's Christian Siriano, and later spoofed on SNL. It's just an exaggerated way of saying something is tacky.
"You are a tickety tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from transylvania who is not apologizing for it!"
tickety tack by Niiiiiiic April 17, 2008
Meal Ticket Beggars
A person who expects others to pay for their meals on a date/meeting simply because of their gender or existence
Just because I am a woman, a man is obligated to pay for my meal.
Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.
This is an example of meal ticket beggars
Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.
This is an example of meal ticket beggars
Meal Ticket Beggars by Nickthedick09 October 30, 2009
shit tickets
shit tickets by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003