sally the salmon 

a fucking salmon

also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy

"Hey Sally the Salmon!"
*fish noises*

sally the salmon by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021

The Harry/Sally Rule 

Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way.

Girl: "You are my best friend!"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Girl: "What?!?!?"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"

The Harry/Sally Rule by bobandbill April 25, 2011

sally the seed sower 

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.

Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

groundwork
gary groundwork

sally the seed sower by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013

sally the rag doll 

A rag doll in The Nightmare Before Christmas, made by the evil scientist, who has a strong crush on Jack Skellington. And trys to help him out.

"...All though I'd like to stand by him, Can't shake this feelling that I have..."

"Jack... I know how you feel."

sally the rag doll by jazzeh August 3, 2005

Rape the koala silly 

To fail in an exceedingly spectacular way.

Billy, be sure not to rape the koala silly at your exam today.

Rape the koala silly by DuMaH December 28, 2007

sonic gave sally the aids 

OK your at a party and you see this very loud prepy hot girl thats very drunk and she is getting hit on by this wanna be gantsa white guy thats drunk as well. They hook up and she gets pregnet and he is never seen again in tell next like 3-4 months and he is doing the samething down the street at another party.

Quin-Damn it taylor shut up!
Taylor-NO i am to fucking hot to fucking deal with you i want to drive to Mc donnalds!!
Sean-i'll take you there.
Taylor-really Sean? i love you!!!
3 hours pass...
Quin-dude were did taylor and sean go?
Rusty-i don't know man...
Quin-you mean? "sonic gave sally the aids"?
Rusty-i think so dude..
Quin-God damn it!! i wanna hit that!
Rusty-nah fool don't! you know what sean does!

sonic gave sally the aids by Helldog67 March 11, 2009

sally the salty 

Sally is salty.

Sally the salty is salty as salt.

sally the salty by dedre September 8, 2020