Travis The Mexican
Travis The Mexican by P $kanky December 18, 2019
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Patron strain of the Mexican flu
A hangover.
(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
Patron strain of the Mexican flu by The Silly Human February 22, 2011
Flexin the Mexican
Showing Off, For bravado, or for women (or both for that matter). posturing, or attempting to be the "alpha male"...
See:
flossin, floss, flexin', etc...
See:
flossin, floss, flexin', etc...
Flexin the Mexican by doug March 25, 2004
The Mexican National Bird
I was just relaxing and having some pizza when all of a sudden, the Mexican national bird flew out of nowhere and dived right into my pizza.
The Mexican National Bird by Mark H September 21, 2004
The Mexican Race
The human race only has one race: Humans!
On the other hand, people having roots in Mexico, are currently being oppressed by the descendants of Immigrants from Europe.
The only Non-Immigrant Americans are the Native Americans. Even if you were born in the USA you are still a descendant of Immigrants, therefore you would be in the same situation as a black person born and raised in Germany or Iceland. You would still be a German or a Icelandic, yet a descendant of Immigrants.
The big difference is that Immigrants to the USA, Germany and Iceland DO NOT GENOCIDE the Natives.
Just ask a Native American.
On the other hand, people having roots in Mexico, are currently being oppressed by the descendants of Immigrants from Europe.
The only Non-Immigrant Americans are the Native Americans. Even if you were born in the USA you are still a descendant of Immigrants, therefore you would be in the same situation as a black person born and raised in Germany or Iceland. You would still be a German or a Icelandic, yet a descendant of Immigrants.
The big difference is that Immigrants to the USA, Germany and Iceland DO NOT GENOCIDE the Natives.
Just ask a Native American.
The use of the Mexican Race is wrong.
Other ethnicities that have also been oppressed when they first immigrated to the USA are the Italians and Irish.
Coming to the USA is like joining a Fraternity: first get hazed, then accepted and finally you get to haze other new pledges (immigrants).
Other ethnicities that have also been oppressed when they first immigrated to the USA are the Italians and Irish.
Coming to the USA is like joining a Fraternity: first get hazed, then accepted and finally you get to haze other new pledges (immigrants).
The Mexican Race by Proud American since b4 1492 August 20, 2009
The Mexican Gap
Old Navy clothing stores. Old Navy is highly frequented by Mexican Americans due to the lower prices and relatively fashionable clothes. Do not even consider going to an Old Navy in the SW United States during any clearance sales lest you wait 4 hours to check out. You can also tell a Mexican Gap by how disorderly the clothes are arranged 30 minutes after opening, because Mexicans consider it a big flea-market where they can throw clothes on the floor they don't intend to purchase.
Friend #1: "Hey lets hit up The Mexican Gap. They have $1 flip flops this weekend."
Friend #2: "Are you crazy?! It'll be one-in-one-out because of all the Mexicans! How about we wait until next weekend, pay a little extra, and save ourselves getting stabbed by some Mexican?"
Friend#1: "Word. Or we could go to actual Gap today. There shouldn't be any there."
Friend #2: "Truth."
Friend #2: "Are you crazy?! It'll be one-in-one-out because of all the Mexicans! How about we wait until next weekend, pay a little extra, and save ourselves getting stabbed by some Mexican?"
Friend#1: "Word. Or we could go to actual Gap today. There shouldn't be any there."
Friend #2: "Truth."
The Mexican Gap by Cuban_B December 6, 2009
daniella the mexican
daniella the mexican by pooper scooper23 December 26, 2013