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glow in the dark condoms 

what gay guys use to play Light Sabers
gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!

Glow in the dark bitch 

a glow in the dark bitch is a white female who spends most of thier free time in a tanning machine, this has resulted into a orange tint of the skin. that same white female also bleaches her hair so blond, it become florescnent. that same white female aslo bleaches her teech to no end. all this together creates a female that glows and can be seen even in the dark.
"ayo, look at that glow in the dark bitch, you're gonna need sunglasses before you take a look.

glow in the dark towel

When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.
Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.

glow in the dark rubber pancake 

when u put on a glow in the dark condom and screw a fat girl.
man i still cant believe u gave girl a glow in the dark rubber pancake@

glow in the dark love bites 

Glow in the dark love bites are love bites that you notice in the dark with alittle light from your blackberry phone.
For example, a glow in the dark love bites would be when you in bed with someone who is using their blackberry, and then you see a random dark mark on the chest area, that my friends is called a glow in the dark love bite...

Glow in the dark 

A farewell saying, used when saying goodbye to someone. Can be shortened to "Glow"
"Glow in the dark nigga, peace."

"I'm out man, talk to you later." "Alright broseph, glow"
Glow in the dark by Sam Best February 17, 2008