gay above the belt

A man who does anything with another man that does not involve anything 'below the belt'.

Pete Wentz (Peter Lewis Kingston Wents III) - Fall Out Boy bassist, is 'gay above the belt' He has been known to kiss men but says he has and will not engage in any act 'below the belt' with a member of the same gender.

gay above the belt by PolkaDotHearttt February 10, 2010

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Barney the belt

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

Barney the belt by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

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gay below the belt

someone who is happy to get down to stuff in the sack, once their belt is down, but isn't interested in their partner above the belt, and when the belt's are up, they revert to being straight. Handy!
(this is the opposite of gay above the belt)

are you straight, gay, or gay below the belt?

gay below the belt by nospaceforspaces January 3, 2011

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Give you the belt.

To strike another with a belt using force in order to get express dissatisfaction and/or exert dominance. Also often followed by the phrase "Showed Her."

How dare you talk to me like that, in the name of Shawn Hannity I'm gonna give you the belt.

Person1:Woke up last night in bed and my old lady was standing over me with my belt. She tried to give me the belt! Little did she know I had a belt on under the blanket. Had to give her the belt.
Person2: Showed Her.

Give you the belt. by Dickless Nick25 August 26, 2017