temporary suicide 

Taking a sleeping pill
as a solution to not deal with realty or boredom.

I had no plans for valentines day so I committed temporary suicide early last night.

I'm so excited about my plans tomorrow I'm going to committ temporary suicide and get some extra sleep.

temporary suicide by Marc and Jimmy November 17, 2007

temporary crush

When you like someone, but then you realize that there is no way they'll ever like you back... so to get over them you: pick a person (your temporary crush) that you are mildly attracted to as your new crush, and every time you think of that other person, think of your new crush instead just until you get over him...

"Hey, don't you like that guy?"
"Yeah, but it'll never work so I'm using a temporary crush, that guy over there."
"Nice..."

temporary crush by SoStupidI'mDangerous September 29, 2011

temporary fix 

Being used to fill a hole until someone else comes along to replace you. See rebound

Ex 1: "Who's this? Where's Maria?"
"Maria left me. This is my Temporary fix, Mandy."
Ex 2: I'm always the temporary fix, and never actally loved."

temporary fix by Flowercrown March 4, 2016

Temporary Distraction Measure 

A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.

Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.

E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.

Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.

E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure

Temporary Distraction Measure by Crashingtests July 4, 2008

temporary pull-up

The act of loosely raising one’s pants, capris, or shorts, along with any undergarments, in order to switch stalls in an empty public restroom due to the absence of toilet paper in the original stall. Persons performing the temporary pull-up must do so in such a way as to minimize drippage or the transfer of poo particles onto his or her clothing.

Jill’s search for a clean toilet seat landed her in a stall with no toilet paper, so she had to do the temporary pull-up in order to find a stall with toilet paper.

temporary pull-up by Miss ET August 9, 2008

temporary break 

a break in a relationship where one person (or both) wants to stay away from the other for a period of time to find out who they are, to clear things up, or anything else. They usually end up with broken relationships, and there's a chance of never getting back together, depending. Temporaries are usually a soft way of saying "it's over."

Boy: Look, I think we need to take a temporary break up.
Girl: Screw it, just break it off for real.

temporary break by JackyDee February 28, 2008

Temporary Lesbianism 

A phase most girls go through after a break up. She is repulsed by the thought of boys after being broken and only wants girls in her life.

Well me and Ben have been broken up for what a month now so I'm right in the middle of my temporary lesbianism phase

Temporary Lesbianism by Monkeyslingshot October 13, 2013