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Rule of the Stinky Moo

Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.
He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.
Rule of the Stinky Moo by JenAJay November 20, 2010
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The Stinky Philson 

When you have butt sex with cats


Origin-From a guy named Micah Philson, who was fined for bestiality in Nebraska
The Stinky Philson by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

The Stinky Binky 

When you're having sex and you stick your thumb in her but then stick it in her mouth.
I was railing this chick from behind so I stuck my thumb in her ass and gave her the stinky binky!
The Stinky Binky by Boston Buffon November 6, 2020

The stinky snow man 

While your girl is on her knees you will cover your penis in squirty cream and slap it on her face while screaming “OOGEY BOOGEY IM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MAN” before aggressively cumming in her eyes making her blind then faring in her mouth.
Me and lisa did The stinky snow man last night!

The Stinky Spider 

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

Do the Stinky 

That image of r63 TW on YBA was so hot, I wanted to Do the Stinky all over her!
Do the Stinky by Random Wreck April 1, 2021

The Stinkys 

A surprisingly cool, suave, and debonair group of spoiled rotten brats from dysfunctional families hailing from Northern Virginia that will take over your party, steal your girlfriends, make you feel hollow inside all while drinking you under the table (with your own booze) before you even know what hit you.
Man, our party was going so well until The Stinkys showed up. Now our booze is all gone, theres Bad Brains playing on the stereo, and our girlfriends are all pregnant. Damn them Stinky's, they did it again!!!!