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New Canaan Girls Swim Team 

its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.
-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought

New Canaan Girls Swim Team 

hah...we didn't get those shirts custom made...WE MADE THEM OURSELVES..we also didn't all have aprons..but thanks for the idea! Nice job rams...you've succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again...words cannot describeeee!
rivals...that means 2 teams that are EQUAL...sorry you can't really compare...

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke 

1. Ugly Men
2. Butch
3. LOSERS
4. Lost to New Canaan Girls Swim & Dive Team
5. Poor exuse for good sportsmanship
6. Hey - Kit Harding...
STEP DOWN.
7. They have a diving team??? ...
8. Wish they were the New Canaan Girls Swim Team's rival.... (b/c they aren't good enough to have a rival)...
9. GUESS YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN MAKING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "Ramburger" ...
10. ...Bitches.
"Got Ramburgers??" .... HAHA... you're cool.

Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.
Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke 

You're retarded... dual meets mean nothing... YOU LOST TO NEW CANAAN IN STATES.

olympic swim team 

Someone who smokes a bunch of weed so there eyes are always red as if from the chlorine
Dude 1: dude I'm part of the olympic swim team
Dude 2: hell ya man your eyes are even red now!
olympic swim team by dude7 May 17, 2014