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Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends

One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
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swiffer ripper

A girl thats a ripper and you know that you should'nt be messing with her, but she cleans shit up!
Are you still messing with that swiffer ripper? Yah, but at least my house is clean!

Swiffer Wet Jet 

The act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the anus or vagina of a woman or man on hard wood floors. One pulls out moments before ejaculation and points ones penis at the floor roughly below the face of the target. One then cums and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. Slamming there face into the ejaculate and mopping up the ejaculate with their face and hair.
Zach- "She was giving me hell about cleaning the floors in my apartment so I swiffer wet jetted her right there."

Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"

Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."
Swiffer Wet Jet by GasPumpGiver October 21, 2010

swiffer snitchin 

A cross between wet snitchin and dry snitchin.
Person 1- Man, Shane just dry snitched on me for cheating.

Person 2- Na, he straight up Swiffer Snitchin on yo ass.
swiffer snitchin by Trap Crap CEO November 1, 2018

Swiffer Sweeper 

A household tool used to push dirty into a pile followed by the use of a broom and dust pan to finish the chore.
I love to push around dirt with my Swiffer Sweeper!

Swiffer wet jet 

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”

Swiffer wet jet 

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”