A friend who you can lose contact with for months, or even years on end, but as soon as you see them again, it's like nothing has ever changed, and there's no awkwardness.

I hadn't seen Tom in years, but as soon as we met for coffee, it was like nothing had changed; he's such a good suspend-a-friend!

Suspend-a-friend by tomsfriend October 12, 2009

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suspenders

the best addition to any outfit
great on any guy, not so great on chix cuz they have to either smush or go around the boobs

everyone wears suspenders
if you watched "gone in 60 seconds," sphinx, memphis' friend wore them, and he was kick ass

suspenders by the guy who wrote this April 24, 2006

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Suspense Homo

When someone cheers after a crowd is done cheering or cheering late.

Or when about to see a girl/guy and your friend just ruins the moment.

Related to cockblocker.

Up next Timmy Davis.

"Crowd Cheers."
"Crowd Finishes."
Dave cheers " Go Timmy!"
Neil says " Suspense Homo..."

Suspense Homo by Kyle Loveless March 20, 2010

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Suspendie

A suspendie is a trendie that has been suspended because of bullying to another person that is not a trendie. Usually, when you are talking about many trendies that got suspended, you would use the plural version, which is suspendies

Kate: “Olivia, Nina, Megan, and many other trendies got suspended for bullying and threatening a ukulele!!”
Kristine: “ They are now suspendies!”

Suspendie by kate.el.m April 15, 2019

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